You Are A Winner!!

Some of you may have heard by now, but apparently Rudy G's son is suing Duke University for cutting him from the golf team. Hopefully this lawsuit will get thrown out before it comes close to court, because the precedent this type of lawsuit could set is very disturbing.

It's a sad day in America when a college student decides it's a good idea to sue his university for 'impeding his chances of making it to the PGA Tour,' even though this kid is apparently a very mediocre golfer. At least his dad is a gracious loser. At least he knew it wouldn't be a good idea to sue the American public after failing in his bid to become the Republican candidate for President of the United States. Whatever.