Friday, February 27, 2009

I Hear A Knock At The Front Door, Don't Come In

I've done quite a bit of reading over the past 13+ months, and have posted a couple reviews of the books I've read. The reviews have been mostly positive, but make no mistake, dear reader, not everything I've laid my eyes on have been stellar. Far from it. Here, in no particular order, are my least favorite readings. You've been warned.

The Lemur, Benjamin Black:


A great case of why you shouldn't judge a book by its cover. I saw the guy with the suit and tie with cigarette smoke covering the guys face, and it caught me. I was hooked. Unfortunately, the book really didn't bring anything to the table. In fact, the only positive about the book was that it was obscenely short-less than 150 pages-that I was able to blow through it pretty quickly and pretend it never happened. One word: Wasteoftime

Chosen Soldier, Dick Couch:


Coming off the heels of the incredibly incredible Lone Survivor, I was on a Special Forces kick, wanting to read as much as I could about SEALS and Green Berets. This book isn't a particularly 'bad' book per se, but it just wasn't what I expected. It follows a class that is training to become Green Berets, which, while it has to be one of the most difficult tasks on the planet, is more of a thinking man's game, as opposed to the overwhelming physicality of SEAL training. It is very in-depth and gives a good view of what it takes to become a Beret, but if you're looking for something with a bit of war-time action, this isn't what you're looking for. Again, not terrible, just not what I expected. One word: Disappointing

Elite Squad, Various Authors:

Another Special Forces book that didn't live up to expectations. This one focuses on the Special Police Operations Battalion in Rio de Janeiro. It's actually a two-part book, and the first one isn't half bad, giving first-person accounts of experiences in the BOPE, including an unnerving amount of backward dealings inside the units. However, the book takes a bad turn in the second part, which tells a confusing, twisting story that may or may not be fictional, and ends so abruptly that it makes no sense at all. One word: Underwhelming.

Monday, February 23, 2009

If We Don't Take It, When Will We Make It?

Got back to the real world last night after an enjoyable weekend in the Key City. Didn't actually attend Sing Song, mainly just went to see old pals, which was overall a success, although I didn't run into a few key humans (Looking at you, Reeves, Prosso & Scott). I guess that's what I get for not going to Moody on Saturday night.

While I did miss out on a seventh GSP victory this decade, I did get to watch the UT-UTNorman game Saturday night, and obviously, I was estatic. Keep your 'but Griffin didn't play the second half' arguments to yourself: Saturday night was as much of a must-win as you can get, coming off four losses in six games, and when the #2 team in the nation who happens to be your biggest rival visits your house, it's a big win regardless of who is and isn't on the court. With Willie Warren blowing up like he did (phenomenal performance, even if he is a traitor) I'm honestly not sure what the outcome would have been if Blake had been in the game. If he were in, it's reasonable that Warren wouldn't have had to carry the load like he did, the game would have had a slower pace, and I still believe Texas could have pulled it out. Either way, watching the Warren/Abrams duel in the second half was worth missing the Men in Tights.
In FNL news, JD's dad really, really, really annoys me. The locker room scene after the Westerby win, besides being unrealistic-come on, Taylor, keep that dude out of the locker room, please-was sickening and makes me hope that somehow the Taylors can find out a way to legally adopt JD and keep him away from Marv Marinovich II. Probably the biggest thing I'm digging about this season is how they've been ending every episode with a chill-bump scene. From the Coach Taylor/Smash raquetball game, to the Coach/Smash pep talk, to this weeks Street-Sings-to-His-Baby-as-his-House-Flipping-Partners-Silently-Watch-and-Appreciate (sorry, couldn't think of an easier explination), FNL is absolutely bringing it when it comes to wrapping up the show. Love it.
Lastly, ACU alum Johnny Knox is making noise at the NFL Combine in Indy. He ran the third-fastest time in the 40, a halfway decent 4.34, so be on the lookout for him, BScott (no relation) and Billy Malone in April and beyond.
Over and out.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Disappointing Revelation


I can get pretty nostalgic when looking forward to a weekend of catching up with old friends. Since I'll be spending this weekend in Abilene (Sing Song, duh) doing just that, I've been thinking back to the good ole days at ACU and all the fun times I had there. However, last night a disturbing thought entered my mind whilst reminiscing my time in Abilene. It went something like this:

'Golly, I sure enjoyed college. Sing Song, Intramurals, Pledging, etc etc...Heck, even Welcome Week was fun. How many years has it been since I did that? Lets see, that was the fall of 2002, it's now 2009...wow. Six and a half years? Man, it's really been a while since I started college. Six and a half years...Holy crapola. ITS BEEN A QUARTER OF MY LIFETIME SINCE I STARTED COLLEGE!?!' Yikes, folks. That hit me hard. I felt like the kid from the video last week. Is this real life? Whaaattt'ss haapeningg? AAARRRRGGHHHH. Oh well, what can you do, ya know? Keep on livin...

On a lighter note, here's a great compilation/montage of 'The Office' Funny stuff, enjoy.


Sunday, February 15, 2009

Pitchers And Catchers, Due To Report


Well, we've past the Valentine's Day landmark, meaning that Spring Training is about to begin! Woo-Hoo! In attempt to get all you tens of Ranger fans fired up for the 2009 season, read this article from si.com. I will now string myself upside down by my toenails.

In related Texas sporting news, Kevin Durant the absolute truth, FNL continues to impress (even though Saracen is sort of a crybaby. Man up, dude), and I hate UT's new Field Turf.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Dr. Lou


In lew (loo, lou?) of an FNL recap this week, I'll just post this, which sums up the key storyline of the episode.

On this same note, how awesome was Coach Taylor this episode? The pep talk he gave Smash at the tryout literally gave me chills, as did the nice moment on the porch with Smash before he took off. Another great episode, what else can I say?

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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

If You Catch Me At The Border, I've Got Visas In My Name

Alright, so I'm probably the 10,068th person/website/blog to post this, but in case you haven't seen it on Deadspin, Slowly Going Bald, YouTube, or SI already, here it is...the Laughing Gas Kid:



"Is this real life?" Highest of 'high' comedy.

Finally, it seems as though JAT and Running Down A Dream favorite, Jeff Pearlman, has a few grievances he'd like to air, now that he's not employed by the World Wide Leader.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Horns and Panthers

I promised a few college basketball thoughts last time, so even though the Horns really let me down yesterday and I don't want to talk too much about it, here it goes:

  • Uggghh. Fortunately for me, I was busy and missed all of the first half, and didn't tune in until there were nine minutes remaining in regulation, with Texas down 53-40. Needless to say, I was shocked at the deficit, since the Horns have been playing much better since the beatdown they got in Norman a few weeks ago. After falling down by as much as 17, UT fought back to tie the game late and go into overtime.

  • At this point, I thought they had it. The Horns played the last five minutes of regulation with extremely high intensity and did almost everything right in their frantic run to close the gap, and I thought this would carry over to the extra session.

  • Even though KState went up early, I thought UT had a shot until they missed the rebound with 11 seconds left after KState missed two free-throws. The Horns fouled the right guy, he predictably missed both freebies, but instead of getting the rebound and having the last possession down two points, Conner Atchley decided not to secure the ball, KState did, and subsequently made one of two free throws to essentially seal the game. While Texas did get the ball back, KState smartly fouled, (you listening, Calapari?) sending Dogus Balbay to the line where he made the first, but didn't hit rim on his intentional miss which gave the ball to the Cats, and that was pretty much all she wrote. In a game where Texas played so badly for the first 2/3 of the game, it's hard to blame on play or player for the loss, but missed free-throws in OT, not securing rebounds, and a killer three-pointer from KState (from about 30 feet with the shot clock running down, no less) won't win you close games.

  • What's the deal with UT not being able to beat Kansas State? Two years in a row in football, and the past two times they've come to the Drum, the Cats have won. In fact, the last time the Horns lost there was Super Bowl weekend, 2007 to...you guessed it, the Kansas State Wildcats. Someone needs to shuffle the schedule a little bit.

Alright, now for the FNL recap of the week. As always, it was another great episode, with many future storylines developing. First of all, glad Smash decided to go to college-even if it is aTm-and not take the deal to become a store manager at Alamo Freeze. This actually could go under the 'unrealistic' list, if only because many people I know in his situation (former HS star, tons of scholarship offers, injury, loss of scholarship and being reduced to walking on) probably would have taken the job offer (hey, I got a company car!) and just went on with life. However, he did what will best suit him for the long-run, even if he isn't able to earn a scholarship, so that was nice to see for Smash.

I hate Team Buddy McCoy. Obviously, that's what the show wants from it's viewers, but let me tell ya, it's working. If Coach Taylor had punched out Buddy or Joe (is it Joe? I forgot) McCoy in the pool room, no one would have blamed him, and Coach is a better man than I am for walking away. I am looking forward to the where this storyline goes in the future, though. Will Coach stick with Saracen, even though he doesn't secure the ball on the goal-line on the game-winning play? Will he give in to the booster's demands to put in the freshman phenom? Will he flip the bird to the (extremely unreasonable) Dillon faithful and leave for another high school next year, or even follow one of his players-most likely Smash or Riggins-to college? I don't know the answer to any of these, but you can bet I'll stick around to find out.

A few quick things to hit on, and I'll be done. What happened to Street? He wasn't my favorite character, and his story line wasn't exactly 'neat' or 'fun to watch' even, but still, where'd he go? Did I miss something or what, because if I'm not mistaken, he was in most episodes last year, and even had a few that centered around him, but this year it's like he fell of the face of the earth. Also, fans of Dillon: y'all suck. What makes you think it's acceptable to put For Sale signs in the front yard of a coach who currently has a winning record (2-1, with two convincing wins and one last-second loss)? Is it because he won't play a 15 year old freshman at quarterback, even though he has a three-year starter who, lest we forget, won the state championship as a sophomore? Call me crazy, but I'm thinking Coach Taylor knows a little more about how to win football games than the entire Dillon population combined. Just saying, chill and let the Wonder Boy take over next year. Something tells me that won't happen; not on this show, not this season.